Time IS Flying By...FMS Report

Funny thing about time...it always gets away from me and the next thing I know, I'm getting spanked for not updating my blog regularly!! EEK! So I owe my biggest fan an update or I'm told that the spanking generator does NOT fare kindly on repeat offenses YIKES!!

This means I have start back with the Florida Moonshine Party which I attended back on June 5-8 on the beach in Tampa Bay, FL. Talk about a great event!! I arrived on June 5th at 5:30 am and TGC picked me up and we made our way to the hotel to get some rest prior to party fun. It was great to finally be at the beach with my spanko friends alike. This time SM and ME were joining in on the beach spanking fun which I was excited for in itself!!

After my rest I connected with J and C in their room and chatted about our evening plans. Up for that evening was the vendor's faire which I was vending. So I knew that I had to be there early to set up and then I would meet up with them there.

On a side note, prior to this weekend, a group of us had concocted the mother of all role plays which was to play out on Saturday!! It was a total of FOUR families and if that's not enough, I don't know what is!! Of course you can thank yours truly and my cousin J for thinking of how the whole thing started. I just love my cousin to death!! *weg* Anyway, this is the role play in its entirety.

WHO’S RELATED TO WHO

S and D are sisters, their parents are related to Uncle S...their parents are squeamish about CP and are also in Europe on vacation but in reality they are researching boarding schools for their naughty daughters...

I and A are sisters and their daddy is FL M who is the bartender and Aunt M's brother.

TGC is Maria's daddy (who LOVES oodles of cousins, like in REAL life)

Uncle S and TGC are brothers...

Uncle S is married to Aunt M and J is Uncle S and Aunt M's daughter....

which makes ALL the girls cousins...YAY!

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THE STORY

After school one day ....Maria invited all the girls back to her house because her Daddy was working late. The day before maria dared her cousin J to steal some of her mommy's pot and give it to cousin I. I (being a culinary artist) claimed to make the BEST pot brownies ever. J stole the pot and all the girls ate them on the walk home.

Maria, J, D, I, and A passed I and A's daddy's bar(Uncle FL M). I and A had the brilliant idea to take the girls into the bar. They pretended to use the restroom when really they wanted to score some liquor.

While in the bar J and maria played Ms. PAC Man, I used the restroom, and A snatched some Rum. D started flirting with the bartender...who was I and A's dad FL M. S was seated at a nearby table sucking face with her new boyfriend who is also D's EX boyfriend.

I came running out of the restroom all goofy and laughing at herself...she grabbed J, maria and A and took them back in to the bathroom to see her handiwork (EEK!) She wrote horrible things about her Aunt M on the wall with maria's pastel markers...(the ones she let D borrow that I stole...knowing that the markers would be traced back to D who was a total ho by flirting with I's dad.

MEANWHILE, D was pissed that S was sucking face with her ex. He was touching S and groping her and she was all giggly. Maria turned to J and yelled, "that's gross!" Just then D lunged on S and wrestled her to the floor messing up her pretty make up and hair. J and Maria started video taping it with Maria's cell phone hoping to sell it to girls gone wild.

So - just to recap - J stole pot, I made pot brownies, all the girls got stoned, they snuck into a bar, A stole Rum, I wrote bad things about Aunt M, D was a ho, S sucked face, D and S got into a fight and Maria and J sold the tape to "Girls gone Wild" but are too young to understand what they did wrong.

After the fight - all the girls got the munchies and went to the grocery store to get some snacks. D and S made up and they all went to Maria's house to watch her Maria's Daddy's stash of porn.

This was turning out to be a circus, but all parties were extra excited to participate!!

Back to the Vendor's Faire on Friday night...at just about 6pm people started to shuffle into the hall to see what was being sold. I was there representing Whackme Paddles with all my paddle wares. Of course I couldn't get anyone to volunteer to be my demo dolly so I had to do double duty that night! During the vendor's faire they served appetizers for everyone which went rather quickly I might add! I guess people were quite famished from all the spankings that took place prior to the vendor's event...who knows?!

During the vendor's faire they did the ice breaker game which was a spanking scavenger hunt. This time each person needed to find a spanker or spankee in all of the states. Can you imagine? Talk about that being a hard feat to complete!! At any rate, that set the game in motion. Each person had to find a person from their home state (some people did live in multiple states throughout their lives...it was your job to obtain that information after all) and if you successfully got them to sign your sheet, then they got or gave 5-10 swats depending on your position (Top or bottom). Seems pretty harmless right?? How about after you've been playing for quite a while...like maybe 2 hours!! LOL!! Yes it was fun to watch as spankers and spankees hustled around trying to complete their lists.

Once the vendor's faire was completed, the penthouse suites were opened up for socializing and more playing fun. Here everyone fluttered from room to room as the suites filled with spanking sounds all around. At midnight they brought in pizza for those spankers who were beyond hungry with play. At the close of night one, everyone seemed to be happy and to have had great fun...as did I and TGC...we enjoyed hanging out with friends and having fun.

The next morning all the girls at the FMS academy had to be in class promptly at 10am sharp!! In full uniform I might add...YIKES!! I got my outfit on and was escorted to class by TGC who was kind enough to give me a note...isn't that awesome?? I love how he looks out for me. Of course we all get to class only to find out the Headmaster's are LATE!! UGH!! Some example they set for us girls...no wonder we're so out of control in class!! And that is absolutely NO LIE!! WE were crazy in class that morning...girls came to class not dressed in uniform...some girls were chewing gum which is totally prohibited...some girls were NOT wearing regulation panties...it was a total disgrace to the academy but awesome at the same time!! Our lesson plan for the day involved geography...who studies geography these days...you're just lucky we know where we live in these days and times...SHEESH!! Of course not to mention that we needed to review our report cards as well. It's a good thing I did exceptionally well in my report card so I was not worried...but to see and hear some of the other girl's report cards were outrageous!!! LOL!! All in all, we had a fun time and heard similar reports from the Mistress Gala which took place at the same time. I heard that M.E. was a hit with all those naughty boys!! YAY!!

Later that afternoon, our family role play was planned. I was excited to finally see my naughty cousins get their just desserts!! Some of them were just totally out of control with their lying and such!! I told TGC that he better make sure punish my cousins for corrupting me!! All in all we had a great time...all of us girls were spanked and paddled by our uncles and one awesome Aunt M for all our misdeeds and all was right with the world again!! YAY!! (see role play description above for how it was to play out).

That evening we all gathered together for dinner and spanking trivia!! This is always a lot of fun, as we all get together and relax, enjoy good food and company. Then couples square against each other in competition during spanking trivia. It was funny to watch everyone try and guess the answers as the couples were quickly eliminated one by one. In the end Richard Windsor and his partner Emily were the winners! The food was excellent and after trivia was over, people started to file up to the penthouse suites for more spanking fun. I heard people were playing in to the wee hours of the morning as most guests were heading back home the next day.

Sunday morning Corporal Punishment court was in session!! Judge Strict Dave was presiding over all cases that were submitted and the docket was FULL!! YIKES!! So many funny cases were brought up especially the one against Ian the London Tanner!! It was funny to watch his expression as he was called before the judge...it looked like familiar setting for him...with guilt written all over his face!! LOL! All in all the judge went easy on him and he got off!! The nerve!! Case after case were presented and I must say, I was quite impressed by the defendants this time!! They were quite prepared!! It was fun watching the losing parties get spanked as their punishment as well.

That concluded the FMS Beach Party!! TGC and I stayed an extra night with a few other party goers who didn't want the fun on the beach to end. TGC and I made our way out to the water for some ocean fun and then back in the Jacuzzi for a nice relaxing evening. It was a great weekend get away for us and we had a great time!!

Up next? SSNY Summer Spectacular - July 10-12 in NYC!! Hope you can make it!!

Until next time everyone,...

~maria fbg~