Time IS Flying By...FMS Report

Funny thing about time...it always gets away from me and the next thing I know, I'm getting spanked for not updating my blog regularly!! EEK! So I owe my biggest fan an update or I'm told that the spanking generator does NOT fare kindly on repeat offenses YIKES!!

This means I have start back with the Florida Moonshine Party which I attended back on June 5-8 on the beach in Tampa Bay, FL. Talk about a great event!! I arrived on June 5th at 5:30 am and TGC picked me up and we made our way to the hotel to get some rest prior to party fun. It was great to finally be at the beach with my spanko friends alike. This time SM and ME were joining in on the beach spanking fun which I was excited for in itself!!

After my rest I connected with J and C in their room and chatted about our evening plans. Up for that evening was the vendor's faire which I was vending. So I knew that I had to be there early to set up and then I would meet up with them there.

On a side note, prior to this weekend, a group of us had concocted the mother of all role plays which was to play out on Saturday!! It was a total of FOUR families and if that's not enough, I don't know what is!! Of course you can thank yours truly and my cousin J for thinking of how the whole thing started. I just love my cousin to death!! *weg* Anyway, this is the role play in its entirety.

WHO’S RELATED TO WHO

S and D are sisters, their parents are related to Uncle S...their parents are squeamish about CP and are also in Europe on vacation but in reality they are researching boarding schools for their naughty daughters...

I and A are sisters and their daddy is FL M who is the bartender and Aunt M's brother.

TGC is Maria's daddy (who LOVES oodles of cousins, like in REAL life)

Uncle S and TGC are brothers...

Uncle S is married to Aunt M and J is Uncle S and Aunt M's daughter....

which makes ALL the girls cousins...YAY!

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THE STORY

After school one day ....Maria invited all the girls back to her house because her Daddy was working late. The day before maria dared her cousin J to steal some of her mommy's pot and give it to cousin I. I (being a culinary artist) claimed to make the BEST pot brownies ever. J stole the pot and all the girls ate them on the walk home.

Maria, J, D, I, and A passed I and A's daddy's bar(Uncle FL M). I and A had the brilliant idea to take the girls into the bar. They pretended to use the restroom when really they wanted to score some liquor.

While in the bar J and maria played Ms. PAC Man, I used the restroom, and A snatched some Rum. D started flirting with the bartender...who was I and A's dad FL M. S was seated at a nearby table sucking face with her new boyfriend who is also D's EX boyfriend.

I came running out of the restroom all goofy and laughing at herself...she grabbed J, maria and A and took them back in to the bathroom to see her handiwork (EEK!) She wrote horrible things about her Aunt M on the wall with maria's pastel markers...(the ones she let D borrow that I stole...knowing that the markers would be traced back to D who was a total ho by flirting with I's dad.

MEANWHILE, D was pissed that S was sucking face with her ex. He was touching S and groping her and she was all giggly. Maria turned to J and yelled, "that's gross!" Just then D lunged on S and wrestled her to the floor messing up her pretty make up and hair. J and Maria started video taping it with Maria's cell phone hoping to sell it to girls gone wild.

So - just to recap - J stole pot, I made pot brownies, all the girls got stoned, they snuck into a bar, A stole Rum, I wrote bad things about Aunt M, D was a ho, S sucked face, D and S got into a fight and Maria and J sold the tape to "Girls gone Wild" but are too young to understand what they did wrong.

After the fight - all the girls got the munchies and went to the grocery store to get some snacks. D and S made up and they all went to Maria's house to watch her Maria's Daddy's stash of porn.

This was turning out to be a circus, but all parties were extra excited to participate!!

Back to the Vendor's Faire on Friday night...at just about 6pm people started to shuffle into the hall to see what was being sold. I was there representing Whackme Paddles with all my paddle wares. Of course I couldn't get anyone to volunteer to be my demo dolly so I had to do double duty that night! During the vendor's faire they served appetizers for everyone which went rather quickly I might add! I guess people were quite famished from all the spankings that took place prior to the vendor's event...who knows?!

During the vendor's faire they did the ice breaker game which was a spanking scavenger hunt. This time each person needed to find a spanker or spankee in all of the states. Can you imagine? Talk about that being a hard feat to complete!! At any rate, that set the game in motion. Each person had to find a person from their home state (some people did live in multiple states throughout their lives...it was your job to obtain that information after all) and if you successfully got them to sign your sheet, then they got or gave 5-10 swats depending on your position (Top or bottom). Seems pretty harmless right?? How about after you've been playing for quite a while...like maybe 2 hours!! LOL!! Yes it was fun to watch as spankers and spankees hustled around trying to complete their lists.

Once the vendor's faire was completed, the penthouse suites were opened up for socializing and more playing fun. Here everyone fluttered from room to room as the suites filled with spanking sounds all around. At midnight they brought in pizza for those spankers who were beyond hungry with play. At the close of night one, everyone seemed to be happy and to have had great fun...as did I and TGC...we enjoyed hanging out with friends and having fun.

The next morning all the girls at the FMS academy had to be in class promptly at 10am sharp!! In full uniform I might add...YIKES!! I got my outfit on and was escorted to class by TGC who was kind enough to give me a note...isn't that awesome?? I love how he looks out for me. Of course we all get to class only to find out the Headmaster's are LATE!! UGH!! Some example they set for us girls...no wonder we're so out of control in class!! And that is absolutely NO LIE!! WE were crazy in class that morning...girls came to class not dressed in uniform...some girls were chewing gum which is totally prohibited...some girls were NOT wearing regulation panties...it was a total disgrace to the academy but awesome at the same time!! Our lesson plan for the day involved geography...who studies geography these days...you're just lucky we know where we live in these days and times...SHEESH!! Of course not to mention that we needed to review our report cards as well. It's a good thing I did exceptionally well in my report card so I was not worried...but to see and hear some of the other girl's report cards were outrageous!!! LOL!! All in all, we had a fun time and heard similar reports from the Mistress Gala which took place at the same time. I heard that M.E. was a hit with all those naughty boys!! YAY!!

Later that afternoon, our family role play was planned. I was excited to finally see my naughty cousins get their just desserts!! Some of them were just totally out of control with their lying and such!! I told TGC that he better make sure punish my cousins for corrupting me!! All in all we had a great time...all of us girls were spanked and paddled by our uncles and one awesome Aunt M for all our misdeeds and all was right with the world again!! YAY!! (see role play description above for how it was to play out).

That evening we all gathered together for dinner and spanking trivia!! This is always a lot of fun, as we all get together and relax, enjoy good food and company. Then couples square against each other in competition during spanking trivia. It was funny to watch everyone try and guess the answers as the couples were quickly eliminated one by one. In the end Richard Windsor and his partner Emily were the winners! The food was excellent and after trivia was over, people started to file up to the penthouse suites for more spanking fun. I heard people were playing in to the wee hours of the morning as most guests were heading back home the next day.

Sunday morning Corporal Punishment court was in session!! Judge Strict Dave was presiding over all cases that were submitted and the docket was FULL!! YIKES!! So many funny cases were brought up especially the one against Ian the London Tanner!! It was funny to watch his expression as he was called before the judge...it looked like familiar setting for him...with guilt written all over his face!! LOL! All in all the judge went easy on him and he got off!! The nerve!! Case after case were presented and I must say, I was quite impressed by the defendants this time!! They were quite prepared!! It was fun watching the losing parties get spanked as their punishment as well.

That concluded the FMS Beach Party!! TGC and I stayed an extra night with a few other party goers who didn't want the fun on the beach to end. TGC and I made our way out to the water for some ocean fun and then back in the Jacuzzi for a nice relaxing evening. It was a great weekend get away for us and we had a great time!!

Up next? SSNY Summer Spectacular - July 10-12 in NYC!! Hope you can make it!!

Until next time everyone,...

~maria fbg~

Can you "FEEL" IT?

That's the excitement in the air!!! Tomorrow I head out to the annual Florida Moonshine Party in Tampa, FL!! You KNOW I'm excited if I'm writing this right now when I should be in bed. But I can't sleep. I'm TOO excited!! That and my arms are aching from working out...what else is new??

At any rate, the party is shaping up to be a fun time. If you haven't already sent in your application and been approved, then you'll more than likely be missing this party. You'll have to wait until next year's party. And may I say in advance, I'm SORRY you'll be missing out on all the spanking fun at the beach.

Friday night is the Vendor's Faire and Opening reception. Followed by the Spanking Scavenger Hunt and Ice Breaker. Later around midnight they bring the party patrons pizza because spanking makes you hungry right?? LOL!!

Saturday they have the FMS Academy for Naughty Girls class session as well as the Governesses' Gala which is will be fun for all!! Later that evening is the dinner and magic show with Magic Steve. Quickly followed by Spanking Trivia (where I hear Rad & Sandy are apparently going DOWN!) We'll just have to see about that!

Sunday the weekend concludes with Spanking Court for those who are brought up on charges during the weekend. I'll be sure to be charged with something or another!! *weg*

So my bags are semi packed and just one more day of work and I'll be off to enjoy the sounds of spanking and waves crashing on the beach.

Until then....see you at the beach!! Or when I get back!!

~maria fbg~

Better Late than Never...

So, 29 cane strokes later and probably 3 more to go, I am FINALLY getting around to giving you the update to the SSNY party in April.

With over 90 people in attendance, the latest SSNY party went off with out a hitch!! Lots of spanking and socializing...and MORE spanking!!

I arrived at the Washington Dulles Airport on Friday morning where TGC was waiting for me. After a delay in collecting my luggage, we made our way to NJ to spend the day and then planned to head to our hotel in NYC.

Of course we had some unfinished discussions to have and so before I knew it I was being spanked for something that I said or did while I was hundreds of miles away. TGC is nothing but consistent...or is that constipated...I'm not sure...but I was well spanked before the evening rolled around. Our evening plan was to wait for J to come over and the three of us would drive to the city. Of course that meant more time to get spanked until she arrived and as predicted, she was LATE!! No worries, I always allow a little leeway for my BFF...just wish TGC did!! I'm definitely putting that on his "TO-DO" list!!

On a side note, I'd like to mention that driving in the car with my sis J is so much fun!! Not only did she make the ride more interesting, but I learned that she is also a back seat driver like me!! Two back seat drivers in ONE car?? YAY!

Once at the hotel, we checked in for the night. The SSNY was scheduled to take place on Saturday night this time, so we had the night to hang out and have fun. Lucky for us, other party goers were also staying in the hotel so we had the chance to hang out and play. My good friend from LA came out to this party so I was glad when we were able to take off and play one on one in his room. Talk about a perfect spanking setting too!!! While I lay on the bed bare bottom, H opened the curtain to the spectacular view of the Empire State Building !! I was very excited to have such a view as I'm sure I was giving H quite a "view" too!! LOL!!

The next morning TGC and I woke up and headed out to tour the city. NYC was having AWESOME weather!! I believe it was in the 70's and the sun was shining so it seemed that everyone in the city was out and about!! So TGC and I headed to China Town for some MORE purse shopping and food. This was the first time I had ever had a Knish (which TGC wanted me to try out). Then we headed to Katz Deli for NY style Pastrami sandwiches!! OMG!! Talk about awesome!! I was definitely a happy girl after that!!

Funny side moment before we started this day....apparently I made a comment about NOT playing with TGC so I could save my butt for the party LOL!! I was reminded ALL day that I did NOT get to make this decision!! Funny how things just come out of your mouth when you don't pay attention....LOL!!

After riding the subway and having a fun day in the sun, we headed back to our hotel for a quick rest and change before heading to the SSNY Spank Party!! Once we arrived, the party was in full swing! Lots of party people were getting their play on as well as enjoying the nice food provided but the SSNY board members. The part I enjoy the most is seeing friends who I don't get to see that often. So it was nice to catch up with J & D and my friend I!!

I was especially happy to do a scene with TGC, myself and D!! First D spanked me while TGC watched...(a little girl on girl action is always fun...not just for me, but I'm sure for TGC watching!! LOL!) Then TGC got to spank D while I watched (and mostly instigated!!) That was definitely a highlight for sure!! Made me make a mental note to make some time to get out in their neck of the woods for some spanking fun sometime in the near future...

Then I was off to play with many other Tops....at some point, I made a game of it with TGC to see who got more action LOL!! He wasn't too happy with me about that, but hey, it was all in good fun right???

Another definite highlight was seeing the gang from Punished Brats there not only vending some of their movies, but enjoying the spanking party fun as well.

One thing I did notice at this party was the noticeably crowd of younger people in attendance!! Not really a demographic that I've seen at the many spanking parties that I've attended in all my years in the scene but WOW, it was definitely refreshing to see them out and enjoying themselves!!

Once the party winded down, those of us who had hotel rooms invited some of the party goes for an after hours spanking party. This was a great way to relax and have fun until we got too loud!! EEEK!! So after a while, we called it a night and headed back to our room for some REAL rest and sleep!!

he next morning we headed to meet some of the gang for a nice French brunch. Nice hot coffee was flowing, along with good conversation and food!! A special thanks to S and R for hosting and organizing this event! I think there were like 25-30 of us total!! WOW!!

So far this was my 4th or 5th time out to NYC and every time I want to see the Statue of Liberty. This time TGC took me on the Staten Island Ferry so I could see it!! YAY!! I loved to FINALLY see Lady Liberty!! And with the beautiful weather, I was a very happy brat girl indeed!!

Finally the weekend was coming to an end to which we left the city and made our way back to New Jersey. I wasn't scheduled to leave for home until Monday evening so at least we could relax and rest for one more night.

All in all, the weekend was a HUGE success and personally AWESOME!! I love the SSNY group and enjoy every party that I've been able to attend. Thanks to the SSNY Board for putting on a great party!!

I look forward to the next party in the summer!!

Until then....Happy Spankings everyone!!

~maria fbg~

It's was a "Good Friday" in LA

Looks like your typical day in Los Angeles right?? Well it was a colder day, with rain clouds above about to burst at any given moment. Luckily it was a pretty windy day, which meant those rain clouds didn't stand a chance!!

Next week I head back to the East Coast for some spanking fun at the "Spring Fling" event held by Strictly Spanking New York (SSNY).

I'm excited to get out of town and visit with TGC and J and a few other fun spanky friends. Seems like a long time since I've been out there but in reality I was out there in February. Could I be developing a crush on the East Coast and all it's glory? Hmmmmm, a secret I may need to keep for a little while longer (unless you spank it out of me...*weg*)

But back in Los Angeles, I celebrated "Good Friday". Sometimes a brat girl needs to take time out from her busy life and remember why I'm here and be blessed. Celebrating "Good Friday" for me meant singing at the "Good Friday" mass at my church. I may have never mentioned this before, but I do have a fancy for singing. Especially when it involves singing at church and singing in harmonies...there is definitely something haunting when you're singing a Psalm in a four part harmony!! Maybe that's just a "me" thing....but I love it. I love how music intertwines itself with liturgy. But yet again, definitely just a "me" thing.

So I spent the day with family. And we headed out to the Griffith Observatory to see what was going on in the night sky!! Not a bad day for being high above the city. We had a pretty good time hanging out and enjoying the views.

I hope you all have a nice Easter and I'll be sure to post a Pre-Party Post before I head back out to the New York Spanking Spectacular!!



Until then.... ~maria fbg~

When You're Number "One"

Yes it's true...I'm still trying to recuperate from the SL party in Las Vegas...which is partly why I haven't posted about the party. Too many things happened during the party as well as right after which weighed me down a bit.

Many things are swirling around in my head at the moment so I figure I'll get this stuff down before something else comes in and interferes with my thoughts.

The party was GREAT!! The dynamic of the party was definitely different than parties in the past and before you think it sounds like a complaint..it's NOT! I've never gone to a SL party without my posse of "girls". Some of the greatest, funnest times I've had have been with my "girls", but some of them couldn't make it this time around. This time it was just me and TGC. YAY!! Well, not JUST us, there were something like 200 other guests there, but it was extremely hard to realize that other people were there. In parties past, I was out and about, playing with others at suite parties, or fulfilling play dates. This time I enjoyed just being with TGC. I'm not saying that I didn't play with others, because I did. I relaxed and laughed and gambled with TGC and we had a BLAST doing it!! Now, now, I don't want to disappoint anyone...He DID spank me (when DOESN'T he spank me!!)

So where am I going with this you're probably wondering...well, I guess I was asking myself a lot of questions throughout the weekend and they carried over to when I got back. What happens when you find the "One"??

First of all, I can't begin to express how happy I am right now. TGC makes me laugh so much and keeps things in perspective, I sit home and think, so THIS is what was missing all this time? Funny how you never know what you've been missing until you get in right?? I've been missing that...someone in my life who makes me feel good about why I'm here. Before I get a WHOLE bunch of people mad at me with that statement, you ALL know what I mean.

A while back, long before TGC was even in the picture...even before I started out in the scene search, I was a happy girl once. I had a perfect little life with someone who fulfilled every aspect of my life, even spanking. And then they were gone...simple as that. Not even a chance to let them know how much they meant to me, but I'm sure they knew it. I spent a lot of time after that not even caring about what happened next. I just wanted to MAKE it to the next moment. Simple goals really. Get up, get to work, eat, get home, sleep. Getting through the days until they became weeks, and then months, then finally years. The numbness wears off after time and then you start to feel again. Oh sure, I wasn't entirely alone...I chose the path most traveled...I chose a toxic relationship and commiserated. It wasn't so bad until the fog cleared. All in the past...I've moved way past all that stuff.

When I finally started to live again and search out there in the scene among my friends, I didn't really know what I was looking for. And to be honest with you (and myself) a part of me didn't even want to put that out there...I didn't want to narrow it down to specifics. I wanted to keep it simple. I wanted someone who would make me laugh and who liked me for me. I wanted someone who would make me happy. Because I already knew that whoever it was that came into my life was going to get GOLD when they got me. Because I know me...I know what I give in return...and trust me...I'm GOLDEN!! (hahahahaha, yeah no modesty here, right?)

So while I searched, I interviewed many friends on their thoughts, got a ton of advice on what they were looking for and so forth and compared to what I wanted. Most of them thought I shouldn't look for anything because that's when you don't find what you're looking for. One person (a special person at that, Thank you ME) told me to NEVER settle for less than what I wanted. As a matter of fact, they gave me a calendar quote that I have posted and can see every day that reads, "The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even LESS than you settled for." For some reason, that's what stuck with me. I didn't want less...I wanted what I wanted...but WHAT was that??

Well I didn't want a married man, and low and behold, I felt like a damn married man magnet!! It was horrible!! Just when I thought I was done with a married man trying to get in my inner circle, another one would come. It was beyond frustrating!! But I didn't want to be some one's #2. I wanted to be #1. So as hard as it was, I forged forward...still searching and having NO luck at all.

At the same time, I practically gave up and just started to focus on me. That was a first... Times before when I thought about just me, no one was happy. That's because no one got my attention. But that's the point of focusing on me right?? It was a crazy time , but it didn't turn out to be so bad. Strangely enough, the "me" time got me closer to my friends. I traveled with friends, I went to parties out of state and had a BLAST!

Out of nowhere (just like they said) I met TGC. Although our first meeting wasn't exactly fireworks or falling stars...it was in alignment with what would happen the months that followed when we met again. I'll be the first to admit, I wasn't quite sure what it all meant when we met. I thought he was a stalker for God's sake!! How was I supposed to know he was just trying to get to know me better!! LOL!! Just goes to show you how out of the loop I was right?? Or just how much I was focusing on me...who knows.

I'm happy to say that was almost 9 months ago...and I'm still as happy as I was the first time I went to visit TGC in NJ/NY/DC/PA. I enjoy his company and how he makes me laugh still even today. Maybe it's helpful that we're thousands of miles away from each other...I don't know, and I don't want to know. I just want what I want...and that's for TGC to NOT go away.

It's a simple request really ... simple for a brat like me I guess...

Until next time...

~maria fbg~

A Pre-SL Weekend in Las Vegas

I know, I always have the best excuses...and there really is no excuse for not updating my blog since my last visit to NYC. However, it was a GREAT time!!

A few highlights: It's always great to see friends in scene, but Frank and Caroline all the way from Ireland?? WOW!! I was so glad to be able to see them both!! Next time I'm sure I'll get over Frank's knee...he sure was busy!! And might I add HOT during that Professor caning a insolent student Caroline...that will teach her to cheat off my homework!! *weg*

It was also great to finally play with The Gentle Bear....who knew he had a BIG bag of tricks!! Thanks for a great play session on Sat. night!!

Of course a HUGE and special thanks to TCG who made this weekend awesome for me!! Except for the suicidal car ride to the party on Friday night!! NEVER take me down Times Square with all those crazy cab drivers!! YIKES!!

On to the weekends events...

So this weekend is a vanilla weekend celebration...a Birthday Celebration for one of my sisters ISHA!! At first I thought this weekend was going to be just a couple of girls...at final count as of this morning...we're up to 25 girls!! YIKES!!

So this should be interesting, right??? Lots of trouble for us girls to get into I'm sure, but apparently I have strict orders from TCG to behave myself...

It really is a good thing what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas right?? *weg*

Until next week...time to shuffle off into the sunset...

~maria fbg~

SSNY Valentine's Day Spank Party - A Forecast into the Future!!

I'm not much for science fiction movies or books or anything like that. I didn't flock to the Star Trek convention dressed in my favorite futuristic outfit (although that might be interesting, right?) when it came to Los Angeles or anything like that. It's almost pure torture to sit and watch Battlestar Gallatica Star Trek and Star Wars. I mostly loved ‘Back to the Future’, but who DIDN’T love Michael J. Fox back then??

But I digress...During a recent conversation with TGC, we discussed the future. Not the type of future you're thinking about...not future musings such as where it is that were going or what's for dinner, what are you doing tomorrow or anything basic and simple like that. He asked me what I thought was going to happen to a naughty girl like me when I come to NY for the SSNY Valentine’s Day Spank Party in two weeks??

Now, after the conversation was over, I thought...hey, this might be a fun little exercise. What if I forecasted my own mischievous future?? Of course that caused me to sit down and brainstorm some rather detailed ideas that only an insolent, disobedient and not to forget naughty brat like myself can think of. Can you imagine if MY time machine was a cute little dual seat Porsche or a Cadillac Escalade (because a brat always wants to invite her bratty friends along when naughtiness is involved). Of course, some of my deepest naughtiest ideas can't even be published as even 'I' know they are too evil to post here. I think it's best to just describe the mostly naughty and mischievous ideas in my mind. As you know, I'm always up for adding a little Latina brat spice to the Big Apple.

Maria fbg's Forecast of Naughty Ideas consists of the following:

Besides your general and average naughtiness...here it goes…

I think Maria fbg plans to have her hearing decline. I think she'll hear only what she wants to hear and be done with it. If she doesn't hear anything good, she'll more and likely just pretend to NOT hear it. How will you know?? What? What? What?? What?? WHAT??? Hmmmm...Sure wish I could hear you. You want to buy me a present?? Sure I can accept that.

I also think Maria fbg plans to never see a corner the entire weekend. Bring on the round rooms!! Might as well because if I'm told I need to go and stand in the corner, I may quickly lose my mind as to what exactly a corner is. What? You said to stand in the corner?? What IS a corner anyway?? Why don't I sit down and listen as you explain EXACTLY what a corner is and while you're at it, maybe you can explain your purpose....oh but don't forget...I may not hear most of your discussion. *weg*

As much as I'd like to continue to spread the naughtiness around (if you MUST adopt this kind of bratty behavior) please email me privately and we can discuss some sort of training classes for you presented to you by yours truly. Think of the fun we'll have!! And as you know the standard disclaimers applies: I, maria fbg, will NOT be held responsible for any trainees misbehavior and general naughtiness etc...

Don't you wish you were going to the SSNY Valentine's Day Spanking Party too??? *weg*

~maria fbg~